When I left this morning to run some errands,
When I returned, I was greeted as I walked in, by --not 2 dogs, but 3!
"But Doris Rose", you say, "HOW could that possibly happen?!"
Well, of course, this is pure speculation...but as I had left the patio door open approximately 3" for ventilation, and when I returned the door was wide open, someone (She who shall remain nameless)-must have pushed it all the way open, after ripping the screen door-thiry-seven-ways from Sunday !!#%^*!
THEN JUMPED over the reinforced lower section! which stands 3" high and is heavy duty wire. Now, I'm not saying who might be suspect...but one must ASSUME that newcomers; left on the outside, while playmates were on the inside,might just be a little tempted to alter their situation...if you get my drift.
...and just last week I was complaining about fingerpainting...imagine.
ahh to be young and stoopid. (Someone is now hiding under a table--doesn't seem to like the lower-register-disapproving-voice. get over it, dope.)
In two weeks my dear brother will come to visit and wasn't it just 2 years ago he was here repairing the same screen and applying extra heavy duty wire mesh, hmmm.
Damn good thing I don't have to worry about a job, on top of everything else.